Dog 1: Humans excel at divisions. Short, rich, curly!

Dog 2: Tall, poor, straight, polka-dotted yellow bikini!

Dog 1: Polka-dotted yellow bikini?

Dog 2: Humans divide for the most ridiculous reasons.

Dog 1: And they complain about a lack of unity.

Dog 2: Who put up this dividing wall?

Dog 1: Probably some human.