Dog 1: Why do you think humans are vicious?

Dog 2: They have no reason.

Dog 1: They have no reason to be vicious?

Dog 2: That too. But they also have no reason.

Dog 1: Per the brilliant humans, they’re the only ones gifted with reason.

Dog 2: If so, they’d be the most peaceful beings on the planet.

Dog 1: Like giant pandas.

Dog 2: Obviously giant pandas are the only ones gifted with reason!