How Can 29 Million MAGA Be Wrong?
The majority of Americans are unaware of the remarkableness of its current leadership. The majority of Americans are against his radical ways because the logic of his decisions is unprecedented. The world laughs because they are unable to fathom his extraordinariness that has kept the US on the world stage…as political slapstick but nevertheless on the world stage.
The POTUS remains admirably humble despite having made ripples on a global scale that may last well beyond 1,000,000,000,000,000 years.
No other president in the history of the United States has so dramatically impacted the world economy, sending shockwaves through all corners of our globe despite spheres having no corners.
He has singlehandedly—without one minute of reliance on Congress—started and stopped numerous wars (against the same nation) yet still failed to win the Nobel Peace Prize. How is this injustice tolerated? MAGA shall in response to this undignified slight proclaim its own award, the Trump Peace Prize, and award it to his namesake…every single year, never considering any other nominee!
He has attached his name on a few buildings instead of many, which truly deserve to be improved with these five letters. It’s long overdue America be renamed Trumperica for the profound and lasting legacies he’s worked hard to leave. No one will forget his impact. For instance, the USA is not only great but incredibly isolated—an obvious sign of greatness. Its allies have left. Who needs them? They say true friendship is tested in adversity. Its once-allies prove they weren’t real friends. The POTUS has shown this great nation who its friends truly are (they are still searching for them…).
All MAGA supporters shall name their progenies Donald or Donaldine or Donaldoo or Donalddum in honor of their most legendary POTUS. Adults 18 years and older shall receive hair implants and proudly claim every strand is their own without breaking with the truth. After all, there’s nothing today’s America wants more than homogeneity—where everyone looks, speaks and (most importantly) thinks alike. It’s the foundation this great nation was built upon, not upon diverse immigrant contributions, the best minds from around the world and all that hyperbolic jazz. MAGA supporters erected America to its praiseworthy heights with the micromanagement of those who actually built America.
No other entire administration, POTUS included, has had the noteworthy ability to twist the facts and messages in a way that lends credibility to all its actions no matter the consequences. Congress and SCOTUS are indeed visibly large-brained—except no one can guarantee anything’s inside them. The US doesn’t have the science to prove it yet. After all, it fired all the scientists on the National Science Board. Who needs science? The POTUS didn’t and look where it’s gotten him—to the highest position on Earth!
MAGA has a dream sitting on the golden throne in the White House. They call for a third term. Make it four. Clone the POTUS and ensure an identical legacy into the infinite future for this esteemed nation. While on the subject, get rid of the Constitution—the useless thing is sitting around somewhere, gathering dust—and create the Trumptitution of Trumperica for all the Trumpericans who want to make Trumperica great.
With a name like Trumperica, it’s already great. What do you have to say about that?