Dog 1: It’ll be locust season next year.

Doc 2: It’s been locust season every day for the past 300,000 years.

Dog 1: Actually, locust season is every seventeen years.

Dog 2: Uh, ever since humans arrived, they’ve been ravaging the entire planet. Nothing’s safe—no plant, no animal, no river, not even other humans.

Dog 1: We’ll never escape the deadly two-legged locusts!