Dog 1: I never met a government official…

Dog 2: Who wasn’t a dimwit!

Dog 1: You too?

Dog 2: Just look clean cut…

Dog 1: And wear a suit…

Dog 2: You’re hired!

Dog 1: Be dumb as a doornail…

Dog 2: With no moral compass…

Dog 1: Even better!

Dog 2: It’s the same all around the world.

Dog 1: Leave it to the humans to pick the dimmest among them!